Posted in Jokes on February 28th, 2007 No Comments »
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his Bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.”
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling Hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It […]
Posted in Jokes on February 26th, 2007 No Comments »
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger […]
Posted in Jokes on February 23rd, 2007 No Comments »
A few days ago I posted an article about where you could get the New Canada Food Guide. If you’re new to dating after breaking off with your ex, it is felt that one may need to get “back in shape” because dating is an activity that you want to feel your best at so […]
Posted in Jokes on February 22nd, 2007 No Comments »
This is fun to do. Just read the “offense” and if you’ve done it, you Owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each ” Offense” and added Up your total fine. When you are done, post your results in a comment to this post
You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of […]
Posted in General on February 21st, 2007 No Comments »
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to […]
Posted in Jokes on February 19th, 2007 No Comments »
Listen guys! If you’re married and checking out the Internet dating sites, now isn’t the time to give up on your wife. You don’t need a wandering eye. You can forget about divorce. No you can have her re-trained.
Remember how she used to treat you when you first started going out together? Hey! That was […]
Posted in General on February 15th, 2007 1 Comment »
It isn’t very often I needed an alibi for anything. There was once, when I was 22, that some friends and I from work wanted to go have a drink afterwards. We took turns calling each other’s wives and girlfriends telling them that their partner was going to have to work late.
Then there was a […]
Posted in General on February 14th, 2007 No Comments »
The above clip was Chet Baker in Tokyo ‘87, but I didn’t find the tune overly funny. How about you? Especially if you’re alone…
If it walks like a duck… talks like a duck, well, it must be…
But it doesn’t always have to be this way. If you haven’t signed up for a free dating account […]
Posted in General on February 13th, 2007 No Comments »
I think part of looking good, feeling good, and wanting to date again depends partly on how well we look after ourselves. Regular checkups by physicians, exercise, and good food play a big part in continuing with a healthy life after a breakup. Keeping this in mind, I wanted to let you know that Health […]
Posted in Jokes on February 8th, 2007 No Comments »
There are reports of some females who get a little erratic, when they realize their biological clock is winding down, and they realize they aren’t going to have children to satisfy this maternal instinct. Regardless of whether they can have a baby, they want to be a mother. This can cause them to re-evaluate some […]