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It isn’t very often I needed an alibi for anything. There was once, when I was 22, that some friends and I from work wanted to go have a drink afterwards. We took turns calling each other’s wives and girlfriends telling them that their partner was going to have to work late.

Then there was a time a few years ago. I had gone to a nightclub to hear a band that a friend of mine played in. Sitting in the club was another friend, with a women I didn’t know. He said, “You didn’t see me.”

The good news, now you don’t have to get your friends to cover for you. There is business called the Alibi Network which will do your lying for you, and provide you with an alibi.

A story written about this business in the Philadelphia City Paper said:

On the telephone, mike demarco is as smooth and likable as you’d expect a professional liar to be. As the spokesman and vice president of marketing for Alibinetwork.com, he needs to know just how thick to lay on the brown stuff. Alibi Network is a Chicago-based Internet agency that will help you conjure and carry out an airtight alibi for any deed that your wicked mind may think of — so long as it’s legal. “We won’t do anything that will put us on the wrong side of the law,” DeMarco says, adding that it’s not illegal to make fake documents for fake businesses. Services can cost anywhere from $35 for a one-time “rescue call” to thousands of dollars for labor-intensive custom alibis.

If you find yourself needing an alibi, head on over to http://www.alibinetwork.com/index.jsp.