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Archive for March, 2007

Not You Again?!!

A friend of mine took a picture of a someone’s door mat. You can see it below:

I got a chuckle out of it. My friend said she would like to have one too. What’s really funny is what would possess someone to want one?

Mondays

Listen, if you don’t want to go to work today… you’re not alone.

I was reading through some news websites this morning when I came across the above headline, Violence study needs participants. The description of the article said:
A Maritime-wide research project looking into the effects of violence on women and children needs participants.
Hmmm! I don’t know anyone who would volunteer to be slapped around. Still, anyone interested […]

Forgiving

The important thing to remember when it comes to forgiving is that forgiveness doesn’t make the other person right; it makes you free.
—Stormie Omartian
How do we know if we need to forgive someone, something, or even ourselves? We know because we feel a gnawing sadness inside of us, although we may not know the cause.
The […]

Spring is in the air

Can you smell it? Well… not where I live, but can you sense it? Maybe! Spring is in the air. What is it about Spring? Do we identify it with a new beginning for ourselves? Is it hope? What exactly does it mean?
In my opinion, Spring romances may occur more frequently simply because over the […]

What are you doing?

The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed […]

For those of you ladies who are middle aged, here is a tune by Lisa Koch titled Middle Aged Woman from her new CD Tall Cool Drink.
OK, maybe it isn’t a tribute so much as a lite-hearted look at this age. I’m sure you will enjoy it regardless of gender.
Listen to it here.
If you would […]

Men, Before And After Marriage

I could understand it, if one of my friends emailed me this, but no… this was sent to me from an ex-wife.
Men Before Marriage

Men After Marriage

I don’t know how to comment on this.

Communication Magic

One of the biggest problems in any relationship is a lack of communication. No, insults aren’t considered to be a viable form of communication. One of the reasons behind this is fear. This doesn’t imply that partners are physically afraid of their significant other, but they may avoid telling them how they really feel because […]

Why do men…

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor […]

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