Why do men…
March 5th, 2007 by Steve
- WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius) - WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time) - WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions) - WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock) - WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails parties) - WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) - HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don’t know…..it never happened) - WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
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