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Met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn’t bad for 57, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I’d ever had the ’sportsman’s double’, a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put […]

A study conducted by UCLAs Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, […]

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JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips […]

One of my fans sent me this one yesterday. She said, some days a man needs his wife.

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965.
Symptoms include:

Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. done that!
Causes you to send a blank e-mail. that […]

A friend of mine took a picture of a someone’s door mat. You can see it below:

I got a chuckle out of it. My friend said she would like to have one too. What’s really funny is what would possess someone to want one?

I was reading through some news websites this morning when I came across the above headline, Violence study needs participants. The description of the article said:
A Maritime-wide research project looking into the effects of violence on women and children needs participants.
Hmmm! I don’t know anyone who would volunteer to be slapped around. Still, anyone interested […]

The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed […]

For those of you ladies who are middle aged, here is a tune by Lisa Koch titled Middle Aged Woman from her new CD Tall Cool Drink.
OK, maybe it isn’t a tribute so much as a lite-hearted look at this age. I’m sure you will enjoy it regardless of gender.
Listen to it here.
If you would […]

I could understand it, if one of my friends emailed me this, but no… this was sent to me from an ex-wife.
Men Before Marriage

Men After Marriage

I don’t know how to comment on this.