Posted in Jokes on March 5th, 2007 No Comments »
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor […]
Posted in Jokes on February 28th, 2007 No Comments »
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his Bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.”
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling Hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It […]
Posted in Jokes on February 26th, 2007 No Comments »
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger […]
Posted in Jokes on February 23rd, 2007 No Comments »
A few days ago I posted an article about where you could get the New Canada Food Guide. If you’re new to dating after breaking off with your ex, it is felt that one may need to get “back in shape” because dating is an activity that you want to feel your best at so […]
Posted in Jokes on February 22nd, 2007 No Comments »
This is fun to do. Just read the “offense” and if you’ve done it, you Owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each ” Offense” and added Up your total fine. When you are done, post your results in a comment to this post
You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of […]
Posted in Jokes on February 19th, 2007 No Comments »
Listen guys! If you’re married and checking out the Internet dating sites, now isn’t the time to give up on your wife. You don’t need a wandering eye. You can forget about divorce. No you can have her re-trained.
Remember how she used to treat you when you first started going out together? Hey! That was […]
Posted in Jokes on February 8th, 2007 No Comments »
There are reports of some females who get a little erratic, when they realize their biological clock is winding down, and they realize they aren’t going to have children to satisfy this maternal instinct. Regardless of whether they can have a baby, they want to be a mother. This can cause them to re-evaluate some […]
Posted in Jokes on February 7th, 2007 No Comments »
The Guys’ Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys’ side of the story. (I must admit, it’s pretty good.) We always hear” the rules” From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note… these are all numbered “1″ […]
Posted in Jokes on February 1st, 2007 No Comments »
I suppose most people know what religion they are, but sometimes a person can feel that they have beliefs that are similar to a different religion then their own. Is your faith buried in your current choice, or is it possible that you might be better suited to a different one?
I ran across this test […]
Posted in Jokes on January 19th, 2007 No Comments »
At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.
The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the “apex predator”, can still fall victim to implemented ‘team work’ strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and “survival […]